You don’t have to marry me Mr. Right
All you need to be is
Loyal and sincere
Loving and faithful
Giving and non-judgemental
Sensitive and fun
Because that is what you will receive in return
My love is deep and unwavering
My love is compassionate and true
My love is sweet and enduring
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Are you looking for beauty only?
That is unsurprisingly shallow
Or are you looking for an intellectual idol?
A kind of hope for tomorrow
Or a submissive woman maybe?
I can’t be that-it’s just plain crazy
Or a baby making machine?
Living a life that is emotionally hazy
I’m sorry sir
I’m just looking for
The man that’s right for me
And know for sure
When I meet him
Judgement won’t exist in me
So tell me now! Spill your guts!
For this journey is exhausting
So far only two qualified
But I lacked that prerequisite frosting
But I’m older now
So Mr. Right
Do not knock on my door
Because I’ve retired
For none were hired
And I sleep better than ever before!